someonekillpewdiepie:

samoora-alamoora:

seethroughhue:

wait for it…

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

world-of-cats:

His name is Crow and he sits like people

pt90:

1. not a single sketch in two months
2.

amongthespaghetti:

slab-o-meat:

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

ghost-museum:

in Yakuza Kiwami 2, Majima Saga (SEGA, 2018), the Florist describes Purgatory to Majima who acts, very convincingly, as though he’s never heard of it before. The mysterious Hannya-Man (Yakuza Kiwami 1), assumed by Kiryu to be one Majima Goro, is a regular contender at the Coliseum in Purgatory. Therefore, either Majima is a convincing actor (unlikely) or is NOT Hannya-Man. At one point, Kiryu, a known dumbass, asks him point blank to confirm that he is, indeed, Majima. He declines to answer. What we know about Hannya-Man is that he has a goatee visible below the mask, and, from his description at the Coliseum, a Kansai accent. He fights with a long dagger and an erratic fighting style. Here is what we know about Nishitani Homare (assumed deceased, Yakuza 0). He has a goatee, a Kansai accent, and fights with a long dagger and an erratic fighting style, and we never actually saw him perish, merely catch six bullets and bleed from every orifice. Additionally, his raging, rampant crush on Majima Goro could easily have influenced him, should he have survived, to emulate him in, say, fashion sense, say, some absurdly distinctive shoes, a tuxedo, and an eyepatch worn over the titular hannya mask, a tribute to Majima in its own right. In this essay I will

Op i dont follow Yakuza but please continue the essay

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

as a millennial who doesn’t like avocado old man politicians owe me collectively $500,000

the two responses to this are “I hate avocado and I don’t understand the hype” and “I love avocado but those fuckers owe me money anyway” and you know what? you’re all valid